May 2013
greekyogart: *gets tagged in a photo from 2007* *untags myself and reports the person who posted it* 
May 18th
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fine whatever i will just date myself
May 18th
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When someone who just started reading tells you...
territorialcreep: totally-relatable: i have never seen this gif used more perfectly
May 18th
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May 17th
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kians-redball: IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
May 17th
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May 17th
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Sexual orientation: Long haired men
May 17th
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neoquestll: so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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1o14: i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
May 5th
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May 5th
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me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
May 5th
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
May 5th
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May 5th
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dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 
May 5th
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May 5th
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artpopist: *thinks about something i need to do for school*
May 4th
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May 4th
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April 2013
googlebus: nothing wrong with finding serial killers interesting as long as you acknowledge they are fucking psychopaths and you don’t describe them as “cute”
Apr 28th
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Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 3 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to
Apr 13th
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Apr 7th
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dorkstrider: do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you” 
Apr 7th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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windexwaker: captain-jack-hardness: i hate black girls the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out
Apr 1st
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March 2013
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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mountainmantoothpick: every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once enjoy your summer
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
Mar 31st
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people: what's your type?
me: band guys
me: band guys
me: long hair
me: skinny jeans
me: tattoos
me: band guys
Mar 31st
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broaaadbean: who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
Mar 31st
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