May 2013
greekyogart:
*gets tagged in a photo from 2007* *untags myself and reports the person who posted it*
fine whatever i will just date myself
When someone who just started reading tells you...
territorialcreep:
totally-relatable:
i have never seen this gif used more perfectly
kians-redball:
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Sexual orientation: Long haired men
neoquestll:
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
artpopist:
*thinks about something i need to do for school*
April 2013
googlebus:
nothing wrong with finding serial killers interesting as long as you acknowledge they are fucking psychopaths and you don’t describe them as “cute”
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 3 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT
things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to
dorkstrider:
do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
windexwaker:
captain-jack-hardness:
i hate black girls
the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead
fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out
March 2013
mountainmantoothpick:
every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs
you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once
enjoy your summer
Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
people: what's your type?
me: band guys
me: band guys
me: long hair
me: skinny jeans
me: tattoos
me: band guys
broaaadbean:
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke